Ok so I know it was aired like last week but still heres my take on last saturdays show ...
I will keep these going, probably get them up around mid weekisshh.
Righty ... Show 2...
So last night we had -back flips, magic tricks and the occasional welly boot ... what will it be tonight!
Dadadada.....da! Hmm still not a fan of the new title sequence, got kind of attatched to the old one.
Tess is back in her standard uniform I see... asymetric floor length gown... obviously some things never change.
Oooh Bruce, messed up your gag there... "Never mind the 2 fathers I didnt know i had 4 fathers...." I think you mean wives... we'll let that one go shall we, give you a minute to warm up..
Ok time to go ... Interesting set of outfits going on. Natalie and Scott, pretty standard attire ... nice. Jared Murillo what do you look like!! Baaaad trousers my friend. Peter and Erin tres on theme with the football gear and Jimi's well he's wearing spangly pj's by the look of it. Ola, the usual... chiffon and sparkly dental floss, but working it enviously well. Patsy and Robin again ... pretty standard, Goldie and Kristina however... geniesque I beleive. Matt and Aliona, no longer rocking leaves and tartan (thank God) but a latin number, Matt in a shirt I swear I've seen on someone else. Bloody Hell... Kara and Artem ... he has the chest out, yummm. Vincent and Felicity, Pamela and James, both in red and black Pamela however seems to be wearing about 10 skirts. Lots of sparkles on Michelle... love the skirt. Anne looking surprisingly glam also, Anton grinning like the wonderful fool he is. Awwhh and Gavin, looking very smart a bit like a school boy in his first suit, but lovely all the same.
Now thats out the way ( not that you needed to know what they were wearing as by now Im sure you've all seen it )
So everyones safe... and already were straight in with a comment about Anne doing latin. OK we get it... we want to see her be "sexy" *shudders at thought* but enough already...
Ooohooh Jimi and Flaviaaaaaa.... ( may I add a quick lol at the 2012 joke!)
The smell of Strictly as told by Jimi - deep heat and hair spray. Oook... ITT pick up on that, I spy a VT.
andd apparently Flav has lucky hair. Awesome.
EW! the sweat... He must be working hard! or doesnt know what lynx is.
Ok Dance... Good song. Little loose in the limbs, arms need to be sharper I think. Good rhythm though, moves well, seems to know what he's doing. Little flat in the feet, just noticed, nice routine though well done Flavs.
Oh yea Welcome Dave etc... can't forget him.
Umm I'd say a 6 for Jimi. Judges turn though... Apparently its not 'adequate' agreed Len, Alesha wants sharper. Bruno noticed a mistake... I didnt, must rewatch it. Scarecrow from wizard of oz... apparently means you have a good isolation technique.... Okkkkaay. Totally agree Craig *ahem* totally.
Scores... 6SEVEN67 .. not bad not bad ... pretty average for week one.
Peter and Erin next....Make up jokee, clean sheets... someone in the crowd finding it VERY funny.
Erins song ... Im still standing * instant Darren Bennett flash back ......................................................sigh... sorry Im back*
Very pretty opening, typical of Erin. Hmm frame needs a little work, rise and fall is a little sticky, but he's doing it, just needs to be a bit smoother. Tiny mistake there but well recovered. He's doing better than I thought. Very sweet routine. I'd sayyyyy 5? maybe 6.
Alesha ... patronising much.. just comment!
Bruno's making sense for a change ... Craig however, not so much. Potholish... hmm. Len has decided that this however was adequate for week one.
Off to Tess land.... Paul Daniels stiking his toungue out absent mindedly in the backgroud. Ok sh he got 4665... Erin decided not bad. S'alright then.
Michelle and Brendan ... Sorry ... she annoys me SO much, and she would apparently sing for the Queen over tea and biscuits... odd.
Bad bad bad bad boy Brendannnn ... sporting a bit of love for him this year.
The don't seem to be dancing much in training.
Hahaha typical Brendan being the first to use the balcony... not sure what to expect of this dance to be honest. First impressions ... long limbed and awkward... I spy another Lisa Snowdon... *runs for hills* ... sorry... She needs to work on her technique quite bad at the moment... exciting routine to watch however, she just needs to put more work in. I'd say 5.
Bruno making leg comments ... urgh definate Lisa Snowdon link.
Craig basically being Craig. Honest. "Im going to let you off this week..." Realllly Brendan.. Cant wait for next week now, if she dances like that again there will be fireworks.
Len and Alesha .. pretty similar comments. Michelle gives reaction to criticism speech.
Off to "mama Tess" ...to get 567(?)6... Hahahaha whos now imagining Michelle with Gavins legs (just me?)
Speaking of Gavin... here we go...HAHAHAHAHA Chin joke!!! So he can be funny!
Stop taking Gav... your making yourself sound like a girly. AH MATT DAWSON AUSTIN HEALY ... uuhhh yummmmm.
"You have like no spec of emotion" Nice Katya... nice...
Gorgeous song!!! Hopefully the dance will match. Awwwwhhhh he's just so ... eee cute!! Dunno what it is. He's actually not bad! Good movement, seems nervous but thats ok, makes him more endearing. I actually love this. His frame needs a tweak however, but technically not bad at all. Im going for 7!
Judgess.... Craigyyyy wants more acting, but says brave. Len likes though and Alesha thinks diamond in the rough... hang on I swear thats Aladdin... moving on... Bruno... he wants to see latin, theres a surprise!
Tess - "I feel like a gooseberry..." realllllyyyyyyyyyyyy. 6877 awesome. Must add I love his accent.
Tina and Jared... overly cute couple ... not a massive fan to be honest.
Training ... she appears to have lost her shoes. Confident and energetic... we shall see...
Dance time ... still not feeling the outfits and yet more props!! urgh.... songs good though...
Not badly danced, routine not spectacular Jared ... bit too simple. She looks as if she could be good though, if given the right material. Made a fewww mistakes but most have tonight so she's allowed that one. Ermmm 6.
High School musical ref... and im sure Len just called Jared, Gerrard. Theyre not being to nice to her, or him really. Uneventful...
Nerves being blames, and Bruce shouts FIRST DANCE at her... hardly going to help!!
I wish people would stop saying cute... at least she enjoyed it. Tess a HSM fan??? Okkkk.
Scores 57(?)66 not baaddddd.
Oh god here we go... Anne and Anton..
LOL...Milliband joke... acutally was pretty clever.
Srictly is undignified?? Really? We watching the same thing!
Hahahaa their training is pretty funny... not amazing dancin but funny all the same.
Ok ... first impression, needs to sort her arms out, finish the lines. Definately needs to get her weight up, shes dancing very much into the floor at the moment, shoulders back, chest up extend the rib cage... will sort her frame and posture. The height difference is quite comical... yet some how seems to be working. Very flat footed and stompy, so not amazingly danced. But she did it... and got through it. Well done Anton for not making too much of a joke of it. Spoke too soon! "Youve absolutely no idea!" errrmmmm 4.
Alesha like it... seems a bit scared of Anne... Dont blame her.
Hahaa Ark Royal ... compliment?? Nice one Bruno.
Craig is seriously going for the metaphors ... Very local authority. Love him..
"You think thats bad you should see the salsa ..." I think everyones waiting for that.
Len referring to her as a holiday ... anticipation but doesnt live up. Well said Len ... WELL DONE ANTON.
Oh god, shes Bruces favourite... quelle surprise. And she gets a standing ovation...
Scoressss 2555 ... nay bad... not realllyyyyyyy considering.
OOH its about to get hot... ARTEM... yummmmm. Oh and Kara is here too.
Brue as a model ... eurghh.
Kara and her sister.... like identical.. weirrddd.
Aim for the series ... Learn Artems real name.. likely!?
OMG spotlight song in the background! Love it....!
Ok... so the song is AMAZING, Kara looks great and Artem has a hood! Good start in my book!
Oh no! fell over!! Recovered well though! If that had been me I'd have literally sat and cried... shes got good technique, dancing well, could do with a little more strength in the arms, make it a little crisper maybe. But still best of the night technique wise... 8 from me!
Judging time..Hahaa the old Bruno is back... Craig liked, Len liked... Alesha thinks they is hot!... constructive love..
Another standing ovation.Scores 7887 ... top score! Awesommee.
So everyones danced now.... HAHAHA "C'mon..." Brendan you legend.
Gary and Robbie time...NO PRO DANCE! Gutted... where is this amazing pro dance troupe we've been promised huh!?
So thats that.....
Now it gets serious....
Spot Turns and Time Steps
Friday, 8 October 2010
Sunday, 3 October 2010
Strictly Come Dancing - Week one - Show one.
Everybody sing with me...... Dadadadadadadadadadadada.
ITS FINALLY HERE PEOPLE!!! STRICTLY COME DANCING 2010!
Ok so thats got my little burst of excitement out of the way!...
And que Tess for the intro....
What are we being promised this year... Magic.Drama.Romance ( notice the usage of Katya and Gavin... Hmm... looking for things not there are we beeb!!?) and MASSES OF BALLROOM DANCING... well yes, to be fair thats kinda what the show is about. Notice the slight nod towards it now being about dancing.
New titles.... I don't like them... Not Strictly enough for me.
ITS NICE TO SEE YOU TO SEE YOU NICE ... Tess is loving it.
Urgh... Dodgy Johnothan Ross gag.
Ohhh Tess dress has shoulders in it again.... new look this year?
And here come the couples!
Yada yada you know who they are... *bounces* James Jordannnnn
Right hounerable Widdy there... Nice title love.
More bad gags ... 5 stars? hmm ... move it along.
Ok couple number 1....
Vincent and Felicity ... who may I add has the most AMAZING laugh.
"Hello I'm Vincent Simone and Oh My God I am the best dancer on the planet" Hahaaaa nice to see somethings havent changed about Strictly this year.
Training ... looks ok, love her 'excuses'...
They start actually on the floor now??! I spy an epic nod to DWTS *sigh* It'll be props next ... anyway back to the action ....
Oooohh sexy little wiggle there ... Vincent standing around looking gorgeous. Nice amount of basic in the routine, needs to make more of her steps... move a little more, needs more drive. Nice ending though ... I'd give her a 6.
Judging time ... oh and Welcome Dave Arch ...
Bruce now talking in morse code ... 'being rude' hmm.
"more tension in this room than my nan's knicker elastic..." I LOVE LEN.
Alesha ... called her 'Babe' .... didn't talk about the steps..
Bruno ... just Bruno and well Craig, nice and honest as per usual.
New Tess's area ... don't like it. 4577 ... not badddd.
Next uppppp ... Natalie and Scott.
"Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more no moreeeeeee"
Natalie wants to win. Obviously.
Oh Aussie ref with the Kylie..... subtle, and now marmite music?? He looks good though, despite his tantrums!!
Waltz time... Nat in black? Doesn't happen in waltz too often. Scott... stand up!! Shoulders down, ribcage up, make the frame! Bit toooo vertical for my liking!
Hmm... Im never sure of Natalies choreography... some bits are so beautiful, but others ... not so much. Danced quite well ... good for week 1. I'd sayyyyy SEVEN.
Rauchhhhhyyy Len ... agreed ... not so typical.
Alesah fought it was hot.
Sccchhhoooottttt .... oookkk Bruno.
Craig thinks he has puppet hands.... 6788 ... 8? wouldn't go that far.
Number 3 ... Goldie and Kristina.
Gold tooth gag ... He finds it funny at least.
He's an odd guy ... funny though
"From Russia with love ..." *small sob ... Lilia flashback* moving on ... HILARIOUS training video ... and amazzzzzzing song. Love the swagger he's got going on ... annddd I swear Kristina will be out of that top anyy minute now... best not get too excited love, don't want a wardrobe fail. Speaking of wardrobe ... the beeb been costume recycling? I swear Cutler wore that top for the Paso Doble danced with Christine?
Hmm ... good attempt, needs to sharpen up a lot! Very rhythmic though. 6 from me.
Aleasa said Babe AGAIN and Bruno does a crazy dance.... standard.
Craig wants more movemet and Len more content ... agreed.
Awhh "I'll get my coat..." No no ... not that bad. 3665 ... 3? Craigyyy harsh.
Patsy and Robinnnnn ... He has the most intense eyes. Recycled Men in white coats joke... used on Tom Chambers also.
Ohh we have a little sob story, using SCD to make her life better ... one every year.
"I bet that you look good on the dancefloor..." I'll say Mr Windsor.
Beautiful song ... and lovely choreography. Looking good so far... bit of gapping, shoulders need to come down to improve the frame, also need to finish her lines. I feel a little too critical of this .. it was lovely even still. Ermmmm ... 7 from me.
Bruno ... you summed it up for me love.
Dissaarrsssterrrrrrrrrr .... had to get it in somewhere Craig!
Listen to Len ... and spoken like an ex champion ... hmm... or spoken like she's taking notes from the other judges ... ahem .. sorry. 4666 ... bit of disagreement between me and El judges.
MATT BAKER!!!! Oh I love him ... best mention lovely Aliona.
Baaaadddd joke ... but they made me do it. Reaaally.
Younger viewer ... Blue peter babyy...
Hahaaa immitate sport ... plan.... Ali's wellies ... awesome.
Aliona ... grown on me ... shes very sweet ... even if Matt did just liken her to a farm animal... "IVE NOT FINISHED WITH YOU WOMAN ... BRING ME ANOTHER" oookkkkkk.
NO NO NO propsssssssss ... Whyyyyyyyy!!!??? This isnt DWTS!!! *small sulk*
Ohhh gymnastics ... seems to be a favourite of Alionas ... *Rav quickstep cartwheel flashback*
Obviously got landed with the wardrobe joke outfit for the night ... leaves in the hair Aliona?? Could have run a brush through it girl!! ( I joke ) Ohhh he's good... nice strong lines, good feet ... nice routine there too. Gimmicky ... but I liked it... I'd sayyyyy 8.
"You sir are one to watch..." "Best cha cha of the night" "Love the costumes" Lovely Hose?? What!? Oddddd.
This was the introduction .... no Aliiii nooo ... no more props.
7888 ... puts him top ... and broke the 30 barrier.
JAMES JORDAN.... Oh my...Love him more ... ohh and Pamela.
Odd song choice ... cant spell that ... Baboushka?
"Ive got to pull something out of the bag to bring the glitterball home.." loosely translates as "I need to win.... Ola has one so I want one" Oohhh bad boy James ... liking the sound of that!!
"is this in the aid of dancing??"
"I just wanted you to feel my bum..." Ok I wish I was her in that moment!!
Awww I love these two alreadyyyy.
Waltz time ... I still don't like that they start on the floor... even if its all dark and moody and what not! Also I sense some song recyclingggggggg? Lovely start... liking the out of hold sections, nice transition into frame also. She's actually reaallllyyy good! seems very elegant, shoulders need to be down though... still beautifully danced ... 8 from me!
For once I agree with Aleasha..... Judges comments all amazingg. 7888.
Hmmm havent noticed anyone in the background this time ... apart from smiley Anton.
Last one of the night people ... Paul and Ola ( oh how I love her too)
Clever little pun from Bruce.
HAHAHA magiicccc moments ( sorry very innapropriate laugh there ... know a rude version of that song)
Ok count the magic references....
72 but acts like 7 ... cute little couple ...
magic trick in act ...and magic in the song... magic in the dance?? I dunno.
Ola looks enviably gorgeous.Nice sequence of steps, seem very fitting to what Paul can do... was okkkk ....nothing special.... 5.
Bit of singing from Bruno! Craig being his usual complimentary self ... sausage gag....contraversy.
Len throwing out the entertainment word there!
Bring on next week... 2554 ... low... but we have next week...
So Matt/Aliona and Pamea/James are top with 31 ... pretty high score for week one!!
Must add ... Dissapointed by lack of pro dance.... lets hope theyre making us wait for something spectacular!!
BRING ON SHOW 2!!
KEEEEEEEEEEEP DANCING!!
ITS FINALLY HERE PEOPLE!!! STRICTLY COME DANCING 2010!
Ok so thats got my little burst of excitement out of the way!...
And que Tess for the intro....
What are we being promised this year... Magic.Drama.Romance ( notice the usage of Katya and Gavin... Hmm... looking for things not there are we beeb!!?) and MASSES OF BALLROOM DANCING... well yes, to be fair thats kinda what the show is about. Notice the slight nod towards it now being about dancing.
New titles.... I don't like them... Not Strictly enough for me.
ITS NICE TO SEE YOU TO SEE YOU NICE ... Tess is loving it.
Urgh... Dodgy Johnothan Ross gag.
Ohhh Tess dress has shoulders in it again.... new look this year?
And here come the couples!
Yada yada you know who they are... *bounces* James Jordannnnn
Right hounerable Widdy there... Nice title love.
More bad gags ... 5 stars? hmm ... move it along.
Ok couple number 1....
Vincent and Felicity ... who may I add has the most AMAZING laugh.
"Hello I'm Vincent Simone and Oh My God I am the best dancer on the planet" Hahaaaa nice to see somethings havent changed about Strictly this year.
Training ... looks ok, love her 'excuses'...
They start actually on the floor now??! I spy an epic nod to DWTS *sigh* It'll be props next ... anyway back to the action ....
Oooohh sexy little wiggle there ... Vincent standing around looking gorgeous. Nice amount of basic in the routine, needs to make more of her steps... move a little more, needs more drive. Nice ending though ... I'd give her a 6.
Judging time ... oh and Welcome Dave Arch ...
Bruce now talking in morse code ... 'being rude' hmm.
"more tension in this room than my nan's knicker elastic..." I LOVE LEN.
Alesha ... called her 'Babe' .... didn't talk about the steps..
Bruno ... just Bruno and well Craig, nice and honest as per usual.
New Tess's area ... don't like it. 4577 ... not badddd.
Next uppppp ... Natalie and Scott.
"Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more no moreeeeeee"
Natalie wants to win. Obviously.
Oh Aussie ref with the Kylie..... subtle, and now marmite music?? He looks good though, despite his tantrums!!
Waltz time... Nat in black? Doesn't happen in waltz too often. Scott... stand up!! Shoulders down, ribcage up, make the frame! Bit toooo vertical for my liking!
Hmm... Im never sure of Natalies choreography... some bits are so beautiful, but others ... not so much. Danced quite well ... good for week 1. I'd sayyyyy SEVEN.
Rauchhhhhyyy Len ... agreed ... not so typical.
Alesah fought it was hot.
Sccchhhoooottttt .... oookkk Bruno.
Craig thinks he has puppet hands.... 6788 ... 8? wouldn't go that far.
Number 3 ... Goldie and Kristina.
Gold tooth gag ... He finds it funny at least.
He's an odd guy ... funny though
"From Russia with love ..." *small sob ... Lilia flashback* moving on ... HILARIOUS training video ... and amazzzzzzing song. Love the swagger he's got going on ... annddd I swear Kristina will be out of that top anyy minute now... best not get too excited love, don't want a wardrobe fail. Speaking of wardrobe ... the beeb been costume recycling? I swear Cutler wore that top for the Paso Doble danced with Christine?
Hmm ... good attempt, needs to sharpen up a lot! Very rhythmic though. 6 from me.
Aleasa said Babe AGAIN and Bruno does a crazy dance.... standard.
Craig wants more movemet and Len more content ... agreed.
Awhh "I'll get my coat..." No no ... not that bad. 3665 ... 3? Craigyyy harsh.
Patsy and Robinnnnn ... He has the most intense eyes. Recycled Men in white coats joke... used on Tom Chambers also.
Ohh we have a little sob story, using SCD to make her life better ... one every year.
"I bet that you look good on the dancefloor..." I'll say Mr Windsor.
Beautiful song ... and lovely choreography. Looking good so far... bit of gapping, shoulders need to come down to improve the frame, also need to finish her lines. I feel a little too critical of this .. it was lovely even still. Ermmmm ... 7 from me.
Bruno ... you summed it up for me love.
Dissaarrsssterrrrrrrrrr .... had to get it in somewhere Craig!
Listen to Len ... and spoken like an ex champion ... hmm... or spoken like she's taking notes from the other judges ... ahem .. sorry. 4666 ... bit of disagreement between me and El judges.
MATT BAKER!!!! Oh I love him ... best mention lovely Aliona.
Baaaadddd joke ... but they made me do it. Reaaally.
Younger viewer ... Blue peter babyy...
Hahaaa immitate sport ... plan.... Ali's wellies ... awesome.
Aliona ... grown on me ... shes very sweet ... even if Matt did just liken her to a farm animal... "IVE NOT FINISHED WITH YOU WOMAN ... BRING ME ANOTHER" oookkkkkk.
NO NO NO propsssssssss ... Whyyyyyyyy!!!??? This isnt DWTS!!! *small sulk*
Ohhh gymnastics ... seems to be a favourite of Alionas ... *Rav quickstep cartwheel flashback*
Obviously got landed with the wardrobe joke outfit for the night ... leaves in the hair Aliona?? Could have run a brush through it girl!! ( I joke ) Ohhh he's good... nice strong lines, good feet ... nice routine there too. Gimmicky ... but I liked it... I'd sayyyyy 8.
"You sir are one to watch..." "Best cha cha of the night" "Love the costumes" Lovely Hose?? What!? Oddddd.
This was the introduction .... no Aliiii nooo ... no more props.
7888 ... puts him top ... and broke the 30 barrier.
JAMES JORDAN.... Oh my...Love him more ... ohh and Pamela.
Odd song choice ... cant spell that ... Baboushka?
"Ive got to pull something out of the bag to bring the glitterball home.." loosely translates as "I need to win.... Ola has one so I want one" Oohhh bad boy James ... liking the sound of that!!
"is this in the aid of dancing??"
"I just wanted you to feel my bum..." Ok I wish I was her in that moment!!
Awww I love these two alreadyyyy.
Waltz time ... I still don't like that they start on the floor... even if its all dark and moody and what not! Also I sense some song recyclingggggggg? Lovely start... liking the out of hold sections, nice transition into frame also. She's actually reaallllyyy good! seems very elegant, shoulders need to be down though... still beautifully danced ... 8 from me!
For once I agree with Aleasha..... Judges comments all amazingg. 7888.
Hmmm havent noticed anyone in the background this time ... apart from smiley Anton.
Last one of the night people ... Paul and Ola ( oh how I love her too)
Clever little pun from Bruce.
HAHAHA magiicccc moments ( sorry very innapropriate laugh there ... know a rude version of that song)
Ok count the magic references....
72 but acts like 7 ... cute little couple ...
magic trick in act ...and magic in the song... magic in the dance?? I dunno.
Ola looks enviably gorgeous.Nice sequence of steps, seem very fitting to what Paul can do... was okkkk ....nothing special.... 5.
Bit of singing from Bruno! Craig being his usual complimentary self ... sausage gag....contraversy.
Len throwing out the entertainment word there!
Bring on next week... 2554 ... low... but we have next week...
So Matt/Aliona and Pamea/James are top with 31 ... pretty high score for week one!!
Must add ... Dissapointed by lack of pro dance.... lets hope theyre making us wait for something spectacular!!
BRING ON SHOW 2!!
KEEEEEEEEEEEP DANCING!!
Friday, 1 October 2010
Happy Strictly Dayyyyyy
FINALLY ...
Will be blogging my own take on the show :) buuttt will be watching via Iplayer as I have no tv at uni :(
Will be blogging my own take on the show :) buuttt will be watching via Iplayer as I have no tv at uni :(
Sunday, 12 September 2010
Back with a Bang?
Glitterballs at the ready people ... Strictly is back! but as we have never seen it before.
Is this a good thing? Who knows.
And so it begins ... the first ever Strictly Come Dancing launch show!
Que dadadadadadadadadadadadaaaaa .... No?
No pairings as of yet, therefore no opening titles, instead we get a glimpse of the red carpet, and no I dont mean someone has dropped a camera on the floor in Tess's area... We see sequins, sparkles... bare chests ...yes, thats you James Jordan! (0.38 seconds in ladies) and all things we have come to know and love about Strictly, all be it in a different manor.
The shows been on two minutes and already Paul Daniels is annoying, ditto Anne Widdecombe... We dont know who they are with yet, but all I can say is God help the poor professionals that end up with those short straws.
Change number one ... New logo. Unvieled to the voice over of Mr Alan Dedicote... who still, whatever programme he does ALWAYS sounds like hes announcing the lottory. Ah well on with the show...
Kicking off with a Pro dance, always a good start! But may I add, seriously lacking in all things Bennelova/Cutler.
Very shiney new set, lots of lights, balconies etc.... looking tres ITV I may add. Camera man so far has got the idea that we want to see the dancers this year... *squeel of AAHHJAMESANDOLA* and breathe... am very much team Jordan this year. Interesting song choice, like how it flowed from opening shots straight into dance... clever. I think interestng can be used to describe the colour choice made by wardrobe when dressing the dancers. Brown? Not what I'd have gone for!
Now desparately trying to figure out who is with who... we have Natalie and Brendan now.. sobs, I miss Ian!... Aliona and Jared ( sorry... looks about 12 years old)... Kristina and Robin, who actually scares me a little, andddd.... Katya and Artem ... Mmmm.
Dance appears to have turned into musical chairs…
Little shot of Anotn and Erin, sorry, cant help but smile at Antons latin skills.
Well, so far so good. Pros still phenomenal, brilliant routine Mr Cutler. Find it a little odd how he choreographed that, yet has been pretty much sacked from the show. Still… amazing job, will miss seeing what he has to offer this year, especially on the jive front.
Ok...Brace yourselves people. Bruce and Tess are back. Que bad jokes and cheesy one liners!
(Spots Cutler in audience... squee)
NICE TO SEE YOU TO SEE YOU NICE…. Sorry… still love that. One thing that hasn’t yet changed about the show.
What do we think of the brand new set? Hmm… Personally, I like. Old one needed a revamp, buuuttt I still cant help but feel its looking a little Xfactor with all the lights, etc.
Ooh… bad joke number one.
Random … have just noticed Tess wearing a dress with TWO shoulders in. Makes a change from previous years I suppose.
Rightyo.... TIME TO MEET THE STARS OF OUR SHOWWWW nice to see catchphrase number 2 still in place.
So we have...
Scott Maslen ( no idea... never watch E/Enders)
Michelle Williams
Peter Shilton ( No idea... got evils from my Dad, for NOT knowing who he is!)
Patsy Kensit
Matt Baker ( yaaaaay!)
Tina O'Brian
Paul Daniels
Pamela Stephenson ( again who?)
Jimi Mistry
Kara Tointon
DJ Goldie (?)
Anne Widdecombe
Gavin Henson ( already looking so orange its unreal)
Felicity Kendal...
Haha ... I hope I dont get Anton... Poor guy.
Back by public demand Aleasha Dixon? Who'd they ask? (sorry... I miss Arlene)
BEST LINE UP EVER??? Reaaalllyyyyy? Specsavers Len. Wonderful place.
Alesha : Looking for a genuine talent .... blatent dig at last series.
Match making time...
Ok so ... Peter Shilton, football legend. No wonder I didnt know who he was.
Matt Baker... awwwhhh! I love him! Incredible abiltiy to be remarkably cheesy ... he'll fit in well.
Scott Maslen... still no idea. Resident bad boy, getoutofmypub*smack*... Okkkkkk.
Ladies now in neon, bit of chest on show from Scott...not bad not bad.
SCOTT... your partner is... ( every single woman in that line up, grinning from ear to ear, probably thinking please be me please be me) NATALIE LOWE ... the look on her face, happy then Nat? silly little dance over to him, hugs, kisses, lovely.
Right now im thinking, one of two ways... either Matt Di Angelo or Craig Kelly... hoping its not the latter!
MATT (aaawwwhhhhh he looks so scared)... Stepping out with (please be Ola please be Ola) ... girls looking a little less excited this time, Erin appears to be praying ...ALIONA VILANI.... Damn. She could look a little more encouraging! Definately a ballroom man I think ... please Vilani, give him something decent to do!
PETER ... Bruce rambles about football... zones out momentarily...In the safe hands of... (zones back in... notices girls looking less happy now) ERIN BOAG. Hmm another goalie called Peter. Original Beeb, original. Again ...im thinking Ballroom guy.
Aha ... new Tess's area.... or Tess's tower now... can see over the dance floor. Apparently she's loving it, a lot.
Ooooh 3 new males ... now we're talking.
My name is chigndivjvnvigvfnbamovirtcch. but you can call me ARTEM... good... im not going to try and say your real name. "New Strictly hunk" ... I'll say.
ROBIN ... "Looks can be deciving" Ooh... interigued.
JARED ... "New American Boy.." Honestly didnt like the last one, not sure about this one either. Aliona will eat him for breakfast.
New boy dance... Will it compare to the new girls dance last year?
Oh Paso Doble ... yaayy. Capes... double yay... even though Jared looks like he's having a tatrum.
Few timing issues have we boys? anyway .. loving Artem and Katya, much prefer her with him than Mr Cole.
Seriously .... good. Couldnt think of a better word eh?
Ok, Ladies pairings.
Tina O'Brian ... Actress... never watched Corrie, not too sure. Like her though.
Pamela Stephenson ... Dr/funny person. Married to Billy Connelly. Hmm.
Michelle Williams ... Annoying already. In a band. "You want me to talk about myselffff?" Well yes love!
MICHELLE ... ( men all very smiley...) how many Destinys child puns can you get into one line... que Tess Daly!.. *shakes head* ooh dear. Fears we have another Aleasha on our hands. Your destiny is in the hands of .... BRENDAN COLE... No silly dances.. just marches on over... still smiley. Carries her up the stairs ... Health and safety Mr Cole... watch it. Im thinking Latin.
PAMELA ... Laughing to the final with JAMES JORDAN (squeeeeee) Hopefully she will be good!!! Please be good!! "Awh come on, you look beautiful, doesnt she ladies and gentlemen..." Smooth James,smooth. Love himm... I dont know with this... maybe more Ballroom, ala Cherie Lungi
TINA... making your dancing streets ahead *ahem... another bad pun* JARED MURILLO. They look cute together. Quite small and high pitched also. "He was in high school musical.." Umm yaayy?
Latin, definately Latin.
Ok so six have paired off ... whats next whats next!!
Brendan and Michelle..."the cat that got the cream... be careful not to spill it Brendan.." oooerrr.
Training video!
Hahaha James walking behind Paul... nice facials there!
Vincent" Did you get that?"
Anne "Nope" good start, good start. I hope he's not with her!!
She needs to stop moaning!! Bless Jared "You having a good time".. "Nope"
Oh dear Mr Henson... man up!
Third set of pairings!
Goldie... No idea, DJ? Interesting teeth.
Patsy Kensit ... Actress, Kissed Mel Gibson. Doesnt want to embarrass her kids.
Paul Daniels... Magician. Annoying man.
PAUL... dear lord. Who will be your assistant..please not Ola.. please not Ola .. (Ladies look apprehensive...) OLA JORDAN... *cries* no no no! Please be good!! Poor Ola. Typical, winner gets an oldie. Who knows, im going to say Ballroom.
PATSY ... the man rocking you world...( men look happy... especially Anton.. wouldnt get your hopes up love!) ROBIN WINDSOR. Odd little shimmy there... kisses, hugs. Nice. Could be a good couple. I think good at both actually.
GOLDIE ... Blue Peter joke... Wrong bloke Bruce. Anywayy.. going for gold with.... Only three girls left.. KRISTINA RHIANOFF. She deserves some good luck, given the past two series... I think Latin will be good for these two. They look happy together, well suited. Shot of Joe in the crowd... looking .. happy?
Back to the judges... Craig this time. Goldie warned to watch Kristinas footwork, as we all know what happened last year... eans him weird claw gesture from Joe.
Another pro dance... yayayay. Gets over excited! ( diminishes slightly after realising there wont be any D+L)
Lots of smoke, all moody and atmospheric, however James and Robin appear to be weightlifting with their respective partners.
WOW Vincent and Flavia are flying!!! Argentine tango in the air...amazingggg. This dance is actually... just wow. Brendan using the other guys as stairs, light up dresses, lightning. Much better than the opening dance. Its a Karen Hardy number too ... not usually a fan, but this I love.
Next lot up...
Gavin Henson .. Ex Mr Charlotte Church, Rugby player, shaves his legs... hmm.
Jimi Mistry ... Movie actor, apparently has rhythm.
Kara Tointon ... Soap star/Model .. Did sport relief Strictly and looked like a chicken??
Ok, KARA ...Artem, Anton and Vincent left... Sharing the drama with ...(Artem appears to have fallen asleep...) ARTEM CHIGVINCEV ... that woke him up. Vincent and Anton now likely fearing the worst...
Ooh highfives and knee slides... smooth moves.
Ok so Gavin and Jimi left.... Flavia and Katya also. Who with who!!!
JIMI... mystery partner (ooh budum...) is... FLAVIA CACACE. So, by process of ellimination ... GAVIN has KATYA... lucky her??
Jimi, im interested by... Gavin, not so much. Katya... work your magic!
Oh lord... Tess is insisiting on a gun show... ooh she makes me cringe.
Katya has to move Gavins arm ... ohh deaarrr. Awkward.
STRICTLY SHOW DANCERS... Jive/quickstep... with Darren and Ian involved its got to be good!
Ahh they obviously won the coin toss in wardrobe... much better!
OHMYGODDARRENBENNETT...... and new people... but still DARREN BENNETT!!
Ian and Aneta... little odd moment there?
Im liking the new dancers, not the idea... but the people, yess. Chem and Tanya work well, and Crystal suits Darren ... but I still dont really go for this whole, "Showdancers" concept.
*Goes back and wathces dance over... realising I watched Darren and only Darren through out*
Having re watched it ... I actually really really enjoyed it! The routine was excellent, really flowed. The singers/band were fab, and it was just great really. The only thing missing ... LILIA KOPYLOVA... sigh.
Okie dokiess.... Final pairings...
Anne Widdecome ... politician... generally annoying. Finds things a "Trifle farfetched"
Felicity Kendal ... acting aristocracy.
Anton, brace yourself... eurgh, and dont please, do not flash your chest. Ever.
FELICITY...Enjoying the good life with ... please Vincent, please. VINCENT!! Yaaaaayyyy!!
Which means ... "WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS..." ANTON AND ANNE!!! ... Actually hilarious.Antons face!... Gotta love him, such a good sport. Out week one?
Very excited over Vincent and Felicity... new Cherie Lungi?
Random note ... Anton dyed his hair? Looks darker... just me?
The group dance.... here we go, first chance to see them all in action!
First thoughts ... oh dear dear dear Gavin... what are you doing!!
Generally not bad though... looks like it may be quite a close one this year!.
Basically ... Now Im excited!!
Is this a good thing? Who knows.
And so it begins ... the first ever Strictly Come Dancing launch show!
Que dadadadadadadadadadadadaaaaa .... No?
No pairings as of yet, therefore no opening titles, instead we get a glimpse of the red carpet, and no I dont mean someone has dropped a camera on the floor in Tess's area... We see sequins, sparkles... bare chests ...yes, thats you James Jordan! (0.38 seconds in ladies) and all things we have come to know and love about Strictly, all be it in a different manor.
The shows been on two minutes and already Paul Daniels is annoying, ditto Anne Widdecombe... We dont know who they are with yet, but all I can say is God help the poor professionals that end up with those short straws.
Change number one ... New logo. Unvieled to the voice over of Mr Alan Dedicote... who still, whatever programme he does ALWAYS sounds like hes announcing the lottory. Ah well on with the show...
Kicking off with a Pro dance, always a good start! But may I add, seriously lacking in all things Bennelova/Cutler.
Very shiney new set, lots of lights, balconies etc.... looking tres ITV I may add. Camera man so far has got the idea that we want to see the dancers this year... *squeel of AAHHJAMESANDOLA* and breathe... am very much team Jordan this year. Interesting song choice, like how it flowed from opening shots straight into dance... clever. I think interestng can be used to describe the colour choice made by wardrobe when dressing the dancers. Brown? Not what I'd have gone for!
Now desparately trying to figure out who is with who... we have Natalie and Brendan now.. sobs, I miss Ian!... Aliona and Jared ( sorry... looks about 12 years old)... Kristina and Robin, who actually scares me a little, andddd.... Katya and Artem ... Mmmm.
Dance appears to have turned into musical chairs…
Little shot of Anotn and Erin, sorry, cant help but smile at Antons latin skills.
Well, so far so good. Pros still phenomenal, brilliant routine Mr Cutler. Find it a little odd how he choreographed that, yet has been pretty much sacked from the show. Still… amazing job, will miss seeing what he has to offer this year, especially on the jive front.
Ok...Brace yourselves people. Bruce and Tess are back. Que bad jokes and cheesy one liners!
(Spots Cutler in audience... squee)
NICE TO SEE YOU TO SEE YOU NICE…. Sorry… still love that. One thing that hasn’t yet changed about the show.
What do we think of the brand new set? Hmm… Personally, I like. Old one needed a revamp, buuuttt I still cant help but feel its looking a little Xfactor with all the lights, etc.
Ooh… bad joke number one.
Random … have just noticed Tess wearing a dress with TWO shoulders in. Makes a change from previous years I suppose.
Rightyo.... TIME TO MEET THE STARS OF OUR SHOWWWW nice to see catchphrase number 2 still in place.
So we have...
Scott Maslen ( no idea... never watch E/Enders)
Michelle Williams
Peter Shilton ( No idea... got evils from my Dad, for NOT knowing who he is!)
Patsy Kensit
Matt Baker ( yaaaaay!)
Tina O'Brian
Paul Daniels
Pamela Stephenson ( again who?)
Jimi Mistry
Kara Tointon
DJ Goldie (?)
Anne Widdecombe
Gavin Henson ( already looking so orange its unreal)
Felicity Kendal...
Haha ... I hope I dont get Anton... Poor guy.
Back by public demand Aleasha Dixon? Who'd they ask? (sorry... I miss Arlene)
BEST LINE UP EVER??? Reaaalllyyyyy? Specsavers Len. Wonderful place.
Alesha : Looking for a genuine talent .... blatent dig at last series.
Match making time...
Ok so ... Peter Shilton, football legend. No wonder I didnt know who he was.
Matt Baker... awwwhhh! I love him! Incredible abiltiy to be remarkably cheesy ... he'll fit in well.
Scott Maslen... still no idea. Resident bad boy, getoutofmypub*smack*... Okkkkkk.
Ladies now in neon, bit of chest on show from Scott...not bad not bad.
SCOTT... your partner is... ( every single woman in that line up, grinning from ear to ear, probably thinking please be me please be me) NATALIE LOWE ... the look on her face, happy then Nat? silly little dance over to him, hugs, kisses, lovely.
Right now im thinking, one of two ways... either Matt Di Angelo or Craig Kelly... hoping its not the latter!
MATT (aaawwwhhhhh he looks so scared)... Stepping out with (please be Ola please be Ola) ... girls looking a little less excited this time, Erin appears to be praying ...ALIONA VILANI.... Damn. She could look a little more encouraging! Definately a ballroom man I think ... please Vilani, give him something decent to do!
PETER ... Bruce rambles about football... zones out momentarily...In the safe hands of... (zones back in... notices girls looking less happy now) ERIN BOAG. Hmm another goalie called Peter. Original Beeb, original. Again ...im thinking Ballroom guy.
Aha ... new Tess's area.... or Tess's tower now... can see over the dance floor. Apparently she's loving it, a lot.
Ooooh 3 new males ... now we're talking.
My name is chigndivjvnvigvfnbamovirtcch. but you can call me ARTEM... good... im not going to try and say your real name. "New Strictly hunk" ... I'll say.
ROBIN ... "Looks can be deciving" Ooh... interigued.
JARED ... "New American Boy.." Honestly didnt like the last one, not sure about this one either. Aliona will eat him for breakfast.
New boy dance... Will it compare to the new girls dance last year?
Oh Paso Doble ... yaayy. Capes... double yay... even though Jared looks like he's having a tatrum.
Few timing issues have we boys? anyway .. loving Artem and Katya, much prefer her with him than Mr Cole.
Seriously .... good. Couldnt think of a better word eh?
Ok, Ladies pairings.
Tina O'Brian ... Actress... never watched Corrie, not too sure. Like her though.
Pamela Stephenson ... Dr/funny person. Married to Billy Connelly. Hmm.
Michelle Williams ... Annoying already. In a band. "You want me to talk about myselffff?" Well yes love!
MICHELLE ... ( men all very smiley...) how many Destinys child puns can you get into one line... que Tess Daly!.. *shakes head* ooh dear. Fears we have another Aleasha on our hands. Your destiny is in the hands of .... BRENDAN COLE... No silly dances.. just marches on over... still smiley. Carries her up the stairs ... Health and safety Mr Cole... watch it. Im thinking Latin.
PAMELA ... Laughing to the final with JAMES JORDAN (squeeeeee) Hopefully she will be good!!! Please be good!! "Awh come on, you look beautiful, doesnt she ladies and gentlemen..." Smooth James,smooth. Love himm... I dont know with this... maybe more Ballroom, ala Cherie Lungi
TINA... making your dancing streets ahead *ahem... another bad pun* JARED MURILLO. They look cute together. Quite small and high pitched also. "He was in high school musical.." Umm yaayy?
Latin, definately Latin.
Ok so six have paired off ... whats next whats next!!
Brendan and Michelle..."the cat that got the cream... be careful not to spill it Brendan.." oooerrr.
Training video!
Hahaha James walking behind Paul... nice facials there!
Vincent" Did you get that?"
Anne "Nope" good start, good start. I hope he's not with her!!
She needs to stop moaning!! Bless Jared "You having a good time".. "Nope"
Oh dear Mr Henson... man up!
Third set of pairings!
Goldie... No idea, DJ? Interesting teeth.
Patsy Kensit ... Actress, Kissed Mel Gibson. Doesnt want to embarrass her kids.
Paul Daniels... Magician. Annoying man.
PAUL... dear lord. Who will be your assistant..please not Ola.. please not Ola .. (Ladies look apprehensive...) OLA JORDAN... *cries* no no no! Please be good!! Poor Ola. Typical, winner gets an oldie. Who knows, im going to say Ballroom.
PATSY ... the man rocking you world...( men look happy... especially Anton.. wouldnt get your hopes up love!) ROBIN WINDSOR. Odd little shimmy there... kisses, hugs. Nice. Could be a good couple. I think good at both actually.
GOLDIE ... Blue Peter joke... Wrong bloke Bruce. Anywayy.. going for gold with.... Only three girls left.. KRISTINA RHIANOFF. She deserves some good luck, given the past two series... I think Latin will be good for these two. They look happy together, well suited. Shot of Joe in the crowd... looking .. happy?
Back to the judges... Craig this time. Goldie warned to watch Kristinas footwork, as we all know what happened last year... eans him weird claw gesture from Joe.
Another pro dance... yayayay. Gets over excited! ( diminishes slightly after realising there wont be any D+L)
Lots of smoke, all moody and atmospheric, however James and Robin appear to be weightlifting with their respective partners.
WOW Vincent and Flavia are flying!!! Argentine tango in the air...amazingggg. This dance is actually... just wow. Brendan using the other guys as stairs, light up dresses, lightning. Much better than the opening dance. Its a Karen Hardy number too ... not usually a fan, but this I love.
Next lot up...
Gavin Henson .. Ex Mr Charlotte Church, Rugby player, shaves his legs... hmm.
Jimi Mistry ... Movie actor, apparently has rhythm.
Kara Tointon ... Soap star/Model .. Did sport relief Strictly and looked like a chicken??
Ok, KARA ...Artem, Anton and Vincent left... Sharing the drama with ...(Artem appears to have fallen asleep...) ARTEM CHIGVINCEV ... that woke him up. Vincent and Anton now likely fearing the worst...
Ooh highfives and knee slides... smooth moves.
Ok so Gavin and Jimi left.... Flavia and Katya also. Who with who!!!
JIMI... mystery partner (ooh budum...) is... FLAVIA CACACE. So, by process of ellimination ... GAVIN has KATYA... lucky her??
Jimi, im interested by... Gavin, not so much. Katya... work your magic!
Oh lord... Tess is insisiting on a gun show... ooh she makes me cringe.
Katya has to move Gavins arm ... ohh deaarrr. Awkward.
STRICTLY SHOW DANCERS... Jive/quickstep... with Darren and Ian involved its got to be good!
Ahh they obviously won the coin toss in wardrobe... much better!
OHMYGODDARRENBENNETT...... and new people... but still DARREN BENNETT!!
Ian and Aneta... little odd moment there?
Im liking the new dancers, not the idea... but the people, yess. Chem and Tanya work well, and Crystal suits Darren ... but I still dont really go for this whole, "Showdancers" concept.
*Goes back and wathces dance over... realising I watched Darren and only Darren through out*
Having re watched it ... I actually really really enjoyed it! The routine was excellent, really flowed. The singers/band were fab, and it was just great really. The only thing missing ... LILIA KOPYLOVA... sigh.
Okie dokiess.... Final pairings...
Anne Widdecome ... politician... generally annoying. Finds things a "Trifle farfetched"
Felicity Kendal ... acting aristocracy.
Anton, brace yourself... eurgh, and dont please, do not flash your chest. Ever.
FELICITY...Enjoying the good life with ... please Vincent, please. VINCENT!! Yaaaaayyyy!!
Which means ... "WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS..." ANTON AND ANNE!!! ... Actually hilarious.Antons face!... Gotta love him, such a good sport. Out week one?
Very excited over Vincent and Felicity... new Cherie Lungi?
Random note ... Anton dyed his hair? Looks darker... just me?
The group dance.... here we go, first chance to see them all in action!
First thoughts ... oh dear dear dear Gavin... what are you doing!!
Generally not bad though... looks like it may be quite a close one this year!.
Basically ... Now Im excited!!
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